Phyto Universe—the ultimate destination for fancy follicle pampering.

Rockefeller drug laws are so thirty years ago. So we finally get around to repealing them.

First Miley Cyrus, now Joe Jonas. How role models roleplay racist style.

The Knux are fire.

Leona Lewis will perform at your birthday party. For the reasonable price of $1.5 million dollars [Recession Special].

Kanye West X Louis Vuitton Sneaker Sneak Peek.

Solange Knowles ODs on NyQuil but is living another day. Darwin shmarwin.

Fans are calling for Hollywood to retire the Joker character in memoriam to Heath Ledger. I’m on the fence.

Sike! Etta James doesn’t think she could take Beyoncé in a deathmatch after all. We call off our bookies.

Full Lil Wayne CBS interview. Eyes, still crazy. Heart, so warm.

The techno remix of Christian Bale’s rant. Hilarious!

Kanye West does Paris Fashion Week as only he can.

The fierce and the FUG in Obama-related swag.

Wanna know what President Barack Obama will be eating? Wanna know what President Barack Obama SHOULD be eating?

Check out the ultimate Inauguration Survival Guide. With two million people expected, you better be prepared.

Because old school drunk-o Japanese salary man-loving Karaoke RULES.

Barack Obama—44th president and restaurant critic.

Koreans think crack is wack. Like, if you even SAY it, you’ll get a contact high.

In 2008 the Golden Gate Bridge finally gets approval to install a net to catch the 2/week people who attempt to commit suicide there. But fret not traditionalists, it will be YEARS before it actually gets put in.

There was face and there was bacon. And then there was FACE BACON. And yes, you have to capitalize the whole thing in deference.

Man does not live by kale alone. Also, PETA’s boring and spiteful.